Dell is releasing several new notebooks and now they are also releasing their own version of a Asus Eee PC or mini notebook.

Winston-Salem, North Carolina – Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have discovered a promising side-effect that could help cure the obesity epidemic in the US. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of a doughnut triggers a natural reaction in the body that leads to ‘ketosis’ (or the same effect that can be seen in low-carbohydrate diets).

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I guess the definition of revenue, “the gross income returned by an investment”, to Mayor Joines means you invest 2.4 million to lose $600,000.